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Crisis

Posted by Yasmine on Tuesday, November 10, 2009, In : Funny 
There cannot be a crisis next week. My schedule is already full. 
Henry A. Kissinger

 

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Infinite

Posted by Yasmine on Tuesday, November 10, 2009, In : Funny 
Two things are infinite: the universe and human stupidity; and I'm not sure about the universe. 

Albert Einstein



 

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Wine

Posted by Yasmine on Tuesday, November 10, 2009, In : Funny 
Wine is constant proof that God loves us and loves to see us happy. 
Benjamin Franklin

 

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Relativity

Posted by Yasmine on Tuesday, November 10, 2009, In : Funny 
When you are courting a nice girl an hour seems like a second. When you sit on a red-hot cinder a second seems like an hour. That's relativity.
Albert Einstein

   

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